♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[HEATHCLIFF HUMMING]
AH, WHAT A GREAT DAY.
[TROMBONE PLAYS]
HUH?
WHAT THE...
WHOA!
Grandpa: JUST LIKE OLD TIMES.
Grandma: ISN'T IT LOVELY?
Grandma: IT SENDS CHILLS UP MY SPINE.
YEAH, MINE, TOO.
YIKES!
[MUTTERING]
THAT DOES IT.
[MUTED]
HEE HEE HEE!
HUH?
OH, NO.
GOOD-BYE, CRUEL WORLD.
I'M SUFFERING, AND THEY'RE HAVING A PARTY.
EUREKA!
[MUTED]
HUH?
YIKES!
OH, NO.
[KA-BOOM]
WHEW. ALL THIS DANCING HAS ME TUCKERED OUT.
I'M GOING TO SIT THIS ONE OUT.
[YAWNS]
AHH. PEACE AND QUIET--
AND A LITTLE SNACK, TOO.
[TROMBONE PLAYS]
NOT AGAIN!
JUST THE PLACE FOR ME.
[YAWNS]
WHAT THE--
JUST IN TIME FOR THE FIGHTS.
WHA...
[TROMBONE PLAYS]
OH, NO.
AHA!
HEE HEE HEE!
[YAWNS]
LET'S SEE ANYONE GET ME OUT OF HERE.
HEY!
OH, NO!
YIIIIII!
[GASPING]
[CRASH]
[HORSE WHINNIES]
OHHH. DID ANYONE CATCH THE LICENSE NUMBER
OF THAT LITTLE STRIPED TRUCK?
A CAVE.
[DEEP VOICE] HUH? WHAT THE...
AAH!
[GROWLS]
[ROARS]
WHOAAAAH!
AHH. PEACE AND QUIET AT LAST.
OH. I'M GETTING HOT.
THAT'S BETTER.
IGGY, DEAR. STOP PRACTICING NOW.
IT'S TIME FOR LUNCH.
COMING, GRANDMA!
YIKES!
[CRASH]
THAT DOES IT! NO MORE MR. NICE CAT!
THAT TROMBONE HAS GOT TO GO!
YOU'RE JUST GETTING SO GOOD.
ISN'T HE, GRANDPA?
I JUST CAN'T SIT STILL WHEN I HEAR YOU PLAY.
IT'S JUST LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS WITH THE BIG BAND.
AS SOON AS I'M DONE EATING,
I'M GOING TO GO PUT IN ANOTHER TWO HOURS OF PRACTICE.
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT.
WELL, THAT'S THAT!
[TROMBONE PLAYS]
NO, IT CAN'T BE.
GIMME THAT!
THIS IS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT.
Cat: SOME CATS JUST DON'T KNOW
HOW TO LISTEN TO FINE MUSIC.
[TIRES SCREECH]
"LOVER'S LEAP."
OH, THAT'S PERFECT.
SO LONG. CAN'T SAY IT'S BEEN NICE KNOWING YOU.
Voice: IT'S A NICE DAY.
HUH?
I'M SITTING ON A LIMB, SOAKING UP THE SUN, AND I SAYS TO MYSELF,
"NOTHING COULD RUIN A BEAUTIFUL DAY LIKE TODAY."
HOW ABOUT IT IF I SAY, "I'M SORRY"?
I ACCEPT YOUR APOLOGY.
IT'S A GOOD THING IGGY DOESN'T PLAY THE PIANO.
[MUSIC PLAYING]
A TRAVELING CARNIVAL? THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA.
NO ONE WILL NOTICE A TROMBONE WITH ALL THOSE OTHER PRIZES.
OOPS! WHOA! OOF!
Man: AND WE HAVE A WINNER!
ISN'T THERE ANYPLACE I CAN GET RID OF THIS THING?
THE POST OFFICE!
WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT BEFORE?
TRY FINDING YOUR WAY BACK FROM OUTER MONGOLIA.
[CLATTER]
OH, NO. I FORGOT THE STAMPS.
YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!
I TRY AND TRY, BUT YOU JUST KEEP COMING BACK!
TAKE THAT, YOU--YOU TROMBONE!
HEATHCLIFF?
HEATHCLIFF, HAVE YOU SEEN MY TROMBONE?
I WONDER WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
OH, WELL.
GRANDPA SAYS IF WE CAN'T FIND IT,
HE'LL BUY ME A TUBA.
GRANDPA SAYS THERE'S NOTHING LIKE ASLEEP IN THE DEEP
PLAYED ON A GOOD, LOUD TUBA.
[TUBA PLAYS]
I'M SO EXCITED.
I HAVEN'T SEEN MY COUSIN LINDSEY
SINCE WE WERE BOTH KITTENS.
HEY, RELAX.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT A THING.
THE BOYS AND I WILL TREAT HER LIKE ONE OF THE GANG.
YOU BETTER NOT.
MY COUSIN'S A SHY, SWEET GIRL FROM A SMALL, MOUNTAIN TOWN.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
AND THE FIRST ONE OF YOU BUMS
THAT STEPS OUT OF LINE ANSWERS TO ME. GOT IT?
Riff Raff: HEY, HERE COMES THE BUS.
[TIRES SCREECH]
HUBBA HUBBA!
Cat: YOO-HOO! COUSIN CLEO!
YOUR LITTLE OL' COUSIN LINDSEY'S HERE.
YOU LOOK GREAT. JUST GREAT.
I WANT YOU TO MEET MY FRIENDS.
THIS IS RIFF RAFF, HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO.
PLEASED TO MEET YOU ALL.
ESPECIALLY YOU, YOU CUTE LITTLE DICKENS.
IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, TOO.
[CHUCKLING]
Lindsey: AND THEN THE NEXT YEAR I MADE UP MY MIND
THAT THAT SPRING I'D VISIT MY COUSIN CLEO,
AND HERE I IS.
NOW, WHICH ONE OF THESE BOYS
IS GONNA SHOW LITTLE OL' ME AROUND?
AW, WELL, I GUESS THAT LEAVES YOU, RIFFY.
YOU'RE MY FIRST CHOICE, ANYHOW.
HA! MINE, TOO.
THAT'S THE BIGGEST BLAME THING I EVER DID SEE.
BOY, YOU'RE NOT KIDDING.
WELL, WHERE DO WE GO NEXT?
WELL, I THOUGHT WE MIGHT--
DANCING! THAT'S A PEACH OF AN IDEA!
COME ON! LET'S FIND US SOME MUSIC.
NO!
YOU SURE CAN DANCE FOR A CITY FELLA.
OH, NOOOOOOO!
[CRASH]
WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THOSE GUYS...
Riff Raff: THIS ISN'T THE SAFEST PLACE IN TOWN.
I ALWAYS FEEL SAFE WHEN I'M WITH YOU.
IT'S SO ROMANTIC DOWN HERE.
GREAT. BUT NOW YOU'VE SEEN IT.
LET'S GET GOING.
Tough cat: WHAT'S YOUR HURRY, PAL?
WELL, ISN'T THIS CUTE?
LOOK, RIFFY, WE GOT COMPANY.
RIFFY.
NOW AIN'T THAT CUTE?
[LAUGHTER]
THEY SEEM LIKE FUN.
ARE THEY FRIENDS OF YOUR'N, TOO?
NOT EXACTLY.
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.
Tough cat: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, PAL?
I WAS HOPING IT WOULDN'T COME TO THIS.
NOW I KNOW YOU'RE JUST PLAYING,
BUT YOU GOTTA BE MORE CAREFUL.
YOU ALMOST PUSHED MY RIFFY IN THE WATER.
GET HER, BOYS!
YEEOOOOW!
[THUMP]
THIS IS MORE FUN THAN I HAVE IN A MONTH BACK HOME.
YEE-HOO!
HOOO-EEE!
NOW, YOU BOYS ALL SAY BYE-BYE TO RIFFY.
OHHH...
[SNORING]
YEEOOOOW!
♪ YOU'RE MY BABY, YES, IT'S TRUE ♪
♪ NO OTHER CAT COULD TAKE THE PLACE OF YOU ♪
♪ OH, YEAH, YEAH, IT'S TRUE
♪ OH, YEAH, I LOVE YOU, RIFFY
♪ YOU KNOW I DO
♪ ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE ♪
♪ OH, YEAH. YEAH, IT'S TRUE ♪
♪ OH, YEAH
I WONDER WHAT THAT NOISE IS.
I'M NOT REALLY SURE, BUT I HOPE THERE'S A CURE.
HEY. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
I TURNED AROUND FOR ONE MINUTE,
AND COUSIN LINDSEY WAS GONE.
I'LL BET THAT CREEP RIFF RAFF CAME AND TOOK HER AWAY.
NOW LOOK, YOU'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.
NO!
I CAN EXPLAIN THIS.
GOOD. THEN MAYBE YOU CAN EXPLAIN THIS,TOO!
[WHAM]
Hector: I'M REALLY SURPRISED AT YOU, BOSS.
CLEO'S SO COOL, AND YOU TOOK HER FOR A FOOL.
CHEATING ON CLEO, THAT'S AWFUL.
OOH! AAH! OOH!
NOWWHAT DO YOU GOT TO SAY?
I KNEW THE BOSS WOULDN'T CHEAT ON CLEO.
HE WAS FRAMED.
I NEVER BELIEVED IT FOR A MINUTE.
THAT'S BETTER.
NOW, I GOT A PLAN, AND YOU'RE ALL GOING TO HELP.
GATHER ROUND.
[MUTTERING]
WHY--
WHAT ON EARTH ARE ALL THESE GIFTS FOR?
UH, JUST A LITTLE TOKEN FROM US TO YOU.
THAT'S SO KIND OF YOU.
[SLURPS]
WE CAME TO TAKE YOU OUT ON THE TOWN.
THERE'S PLENTY TO DO. WE'LL SHOW IT TO YOU.
[MUMBLES]
WHAT ABOUT RIFF RAFF?
Hector: UH, HE HAD TO TAKE CARE OF SOME BUSINESS.
IT WAS HIS IDEA FOR US TO TAKE YOU OUT.
HE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO BE LONELY.
THAT SWEET, DARLING THING.
BOYS, I'M ALL YOUR'N.
HEE HEE HEE!
Riff Raff: YAHOO!
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] WHY, YOU MUST BE COUSIN CLEO.
WHY, YOU'RE PRETTIER THAN A SPECKLED LIZARD
AFTER A SPRING RAIN.
AND WHO ARE YOU?
MY NAME'S EARL, SUGARPLUM.
I BE COUSIN LINDSEY'S ONE AND ONLY.
NOW, WHERE IS THE LITTLE HEIFER?
I'M SORRY. SHE STEPPED OUT FOR A WHILE.
AIN'T THAT A SHAME?
'CAUSE I GOT A POWERFUL STRONG HANKERING
TO SEE THIS CITY OF YOURS.
HEY! MAYBE YOU COULD SHOW ME AROUND.
GEE, I'D LOVE TO, BUT, UH--
I KNOW YOU AND ME IS GONNA HAVE
A HUMDINGER OF A TIME.
HEY, LOOK AT THAT CLOWN CLEO'S WITH.
[LAUGHTER]
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYS]
YEOW!
WHOA!
OH, NO.
OH, NOOOOOOO!
Lindsey: WHY IN THE WORLD
DID WE WE COME TO THE BUS STATION TO HAVE FUN?
Hector: HEY, I GUARANTEE IN A FEW MINUTES,
THIS WILL BE THE HOTTEST PLACE IN TOWN.
I APPRECIATE YOUR SEEING ME OFF TONIGHT, HONEY.
I GOT TO GET BACK HOME.
BELIEVE ME, IT WAS MY PLEASURE.
Y'ALL WILL HAVE TO EXCUSE ME FOR A MINUTE.
I GOT A POWERFUL SWEET TOOTH.
I'M GONNA GET ME SOME CANDY.
AHA! I'VE FINALLY CAUGHT UP WITH YOU.
CAUGHT UP WITH ME? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I'VE BEEN FOLLOWING YOU
AND THAT BACKWOODS ROMEO ALL NIGHT.
BUT--YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND--
NO.
BUT THAT SAWED-OFF HILLBILLY'S GOING TO UNDERSTAND.
I'M GOING TO TEACH THAT CREEP A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET.
WAIT!
PUT UP YOUR DUKES, YOU HAY-BALER!
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] YOU WANT A RUCKUS? YOU GOT IT, PAL.
OW! OOH! OW! OOCH!
OOPS, Y'ALL!
WHAT IN THE WORLD'S GOING ON BACK THERE?
MAYBE WE BETTER CHECK.
OOH! OW! EEE! OOF!
NOW I GOT YOU!
I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE.
RIFF RAFF IS FIGHTING WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND EARL.
WHO?
Riff Raff: TAKE THAT!
I'M SORRY YOU HAD TO HEAR THAT, LINDSEY,
BUT YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS ASKING FOR IT.
AND I GAVE IT TO HIM.
BUT I DON'T HAVE NO BOYFRIEND.
HEY, ANY GUY THAT WOULD FOLLOW YOU HERE
ALL THE WAY FROM HOME
MUST LIKE YOU AN AWFUL LOT.
[BUS HORN HONKS]
WHAT'S THAT?
THAT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND ON HIS WAY HOME.
WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHO HE IS,
BUT IF HE'S GOING HOME,
THAT'S WHERE I OUGHT TO BE, TOO.
BYE-BYE, EVERYBODY!
[KISS]
YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
I DID IT ALL FOR YOU, BABY.
AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER MISTRUST YOU AGAIN.
I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU
STARTING RIGHT NOW.
IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN GET MY HERO?
[SOUTHERN ACCENT] WHY, I WOULDN'T MIND
SOME NICE COOL LEMONADE, SUGARPLUM.
WHY, YOU--!
NO!
WAIT!
OHH....
GIRLS.
LET PROF. HEATHCLIFF SHOW YOU THE CORRECT WAY
TO BATHE A DIRTY CAT.
FIRST, PLACE A RUBBER MAT DOWN SO YOUR CAT WON'T SLIP.
THEN FILL IT WITH WARM WATER. HOLD YOUR CAT GENTLY,
BUT FIRMLY, AND START TO WASH HIM. FINALLY,
RINSE OFF THE CAT USING A LARGE SPONGE, OR IF POSSIBLE,
A SPRAY BOTTLE. DRY YOUR CAT OFF WITH A TOWEL,
AND VOILA! A PROF. HEATHCLIFF CAT BATH!
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